Picture Caption Contest !
Sometimes a picture comes along that calls for that "special" caption! You know, one of those rare pictures that are worth over a thousand words!
I recently took two such pictures that I think fall into that "special" category. So, I need some help. The pictures are below and this is your mission...... Look them over......
Come up with the best caption .... and you win! ...........It's as easy as that...... Just press "comment" at the end of the blog post and send in your witty caption...... Now, I know many of you are quite witty, but never comment because you'd rather stay incognito, so just make up a fake - name, and don't even add your e-mail address! Even I won't know who you are!........ have fun! ....Tim
P.S. .....You ask "what will I win?"......... well let's see the value of the contributions first !
#1 - Car crash that happened today on North Dixie Highway. That's the driver on his cell!

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#2 - Fort Lauderdale Mayoral Candidate Jack Seiler and City Manager George Gretsas

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............ ok, send in those captions!
I recently took two such pictures that I think fall into that "special" category. So, I need some help. The pictures are below and this is your mission...... Look them over......
Come up with the best caption .... and you win! ...........It's as easy as that...... Just press "comment" at the end of the blog post and send in your witty caption...... Now, I know many of you are quite witty, but never comment because you'd rather stay incognito, so just make up a fake - name, and don't even add your e-mail address! Even I won't know who you are!........ have fun! ....Tim
P.S. .....You ask "what will I win?"......... well let's see the value of the contributions first !
#1 - Car crash that happened today on North Dixie Highway. That's the driver on his cell!

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#2 - Fort Lauderdale Mayoral Candidate Jack Seiler and City Manager George Gretsas

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............ ok, send in those captions!
Caption for photo #2;
"Socrates drinks the cup of hemlock as his friends look on in despair"....(use my name, no alias required...Mike)
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#1 - I've pulled over so it's safe to talk now.
#2 - If I stop drinking, I think he'll kiss me.
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See George, it's not poisoned !
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I should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque !
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Caption 1- I shouldda had a V-8 !!
Caption 2- How do I tell this guy he's fired and get him to like me too!
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My idea for caption #2:
"Drinking the Kool Aid..."
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#1 .... Hello ?.... State Farm?....
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Picture caption 1
"As I was saying ..."
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Caption #2... Maybe if I keep drinking he will get the hint and walk away!
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Gretsas and Seiler, Twins Revealed at last!
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Seiler sips as Gretsas murmurs "he loves me...he loves me not... he loves me...he loves me not
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picture 2---"Wow, ALL my friends came to the party!"
or----"Tea just for two"
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picture 1---
"So THAT'S what those arrows meant!"
or---"Funny how things can sneak up on a person"
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Who put that damn guard rail there !!!!
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Caption #1: ROGUE HIGHWAY BARRIER CONTINUES TO ATTACK THE MENTALLY CHALLENGED
Caption #2: HEH, HEH, I GAVE HIM THE LOVE-GRETSAS POTION
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Picture caption 2
gurgle gurgle'you're history'bubble gurgle 'mate'gurgle bubble
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Picture # 1 I got cut off but I can talk now
Picture # 2 Gretsas expressing I can control Seiler also I am the Great King George.
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Picture # 2 - Maybe if I ignore him long enough-he will go away....oh that's right...HE DOESN'T HAVE A CLUE! NEVER WILL!
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#2 - as that old song says "another one bites the dust" Seiler sipping from the kool aid cup of Gretsas.....
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Caption #1
"Hello, 1-800-Flowers? Can I send some flowers quick to my wife? I just wrecked her car!"
Caption #2
"Jack, I don't think you look like Jackie Gleason."
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