Water Smart ..... Criminals Dumb!
Criminals always get caught sooner or later, but now maybe sooner in the crime-ridden neighborhood of South Middle River!
Yestereday, there was a demonstration at the Fort Lauderdale Police Station of their newest crime fighting tool - and it is the future !
It's a product, new to the United States, called SmartWater, and the picture portrays a criminal ( not a real one) after having been squirted with the Water!
The liquid has invisible (except under black light), DNA-like identifiers in it.
Five hundred bottles of the space-age liquid will be distributed free of charge, to crime-racked homeowners in South Middle River ....and they will swab a dab on all their valuables. Each bottle has its' own identifiers, and if a crook snags the valuables, and tries to pawn them - snap - they're arrested, and the ill-gotten goods are returned to the lawful owner.
The liquid can also be used in a "bait car", or "trap house", and the liquid gets squirted right on the criminal, so expect to see Cops blacklighting suspects on the streets of South Middle River!
Chief Adderley and Mayor Seiler introduced the new program yesterday at the P.D.. They also announced that the company Smartwater CSI, has set up their national headquarters right here in Fort Lauderdale!
Nice job everyone!
Yestereday, there was a demonstration at the Fort Lauderdale Police Station of their newest crime fighting tool - and it is the future !
It's a product, new to the United States, called SmartWater, and the picture portrays a criminal ( not a real one) after having been squirted with the Water!
The liquid has invisible (except under black light), DNA-like identifiers in it.
Five hundred bottles of the space-age liquid will be distributed free of charge, to crime-racked homeowners in South Middle River ....and they will swab a dab on all their valuables. Each bottle has its' own identifiers, and if a crook snags the valuables, and tries to pawn them - snap - they're arrested, and the ill-gotten goods are returned to the lawful owner.
The liquid can also be used in a "bait car", or "trap house", and the liquid gets squirted right on the criminal, so expect to see Cops blacklighting suspects on the streets of South Middle River!
Chief Adderley and Mayor Seiler introduced the new program yesterday at the P.D.. They also announced that the company Smartwater CSI, has set up their national headquarters right here in Fort Lauderdale!
Nice job everyone!
Can we buy stock in the company?
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Quite cool ...and legal ...go get 'em Chief!
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Thank goodness for the Brits!!!! This is a great step forward in crime prevention and recovery.
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Oh great, now the criminals will move next door to our neighborhood, as if we didn't have enough already. Tim, why can't you get this for our neighborhood as well???
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Tim, how do you think this water works on Ponzi Schemers? Perhaps you should ask the Chief since he has alot of first-hand experience.
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JUst like out of Spiderman Chief.
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Hey there ever-loving little brother. If you drank this here Smartwater you'd be smart 'nugh run fer Mayor.
Come to think of it, someun should swap it out fer water flask at City Commish Hoedowns. Even if it don't make 'em smart at least we'll know where they've been.
Folks say "Jack Seiler's goin' places". Now we'll know which places he be goin'. Which brings us back to you little Timmy. And that run at Mayor. When Jack hits the road. What you say?
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This "smart water" is really something. I would like to take it one step futher. all you guys and gals(plenty) that when you are caught w/ your pants down we sprinkle your gentials w/ this stuff. Perfect....... Beats shooting some of you dead, now wouldn't.....
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Why does the illustrious Chief Franklin Adderley look guilty?
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